What is your browser's default home page set to?
Submitted by Kelev T. Cat.
Google, totally. :]
Y'know, VOX is interesting and all, but I think if I'm ever going to use this thing, I'm only going to double-post. :] That's totally the best solution.
How well do you know your next-door neighbors?
Unfortunately, I have little to no idea about who my neighbors are. They usually get up too early or too late for me to even catch a glimpse of them, and to be honest, I couldn't really care less. I do, however, wonder a little bit when people move into this sleepy little neighborhood -- but after their move, it's really none of my business anymore, and I wouldn't want it to be my business. I've got my own life, thanks.
They *are* nice, though, judging by the few times I've spoken to them. Not a bad crowd. They're just way out of my range agewise for me to have any meaningful conversation (or, y'know, they're not the kind of people I want to be acquaintances with, much less friends).
My cell phone has very, very quickly accumulated thirty dollars in debt, and I got nothing for such an exproportionate amount of money. I tried to download Lumines Mobile the other day, and when it failed to load on my phone (SERVER ERROR! CODE 840893!), I tried again, and realized that -- much to my dismay -- Cingular (fucktards) had charged me $6.00+ for THEIR fucking error. And I didn't even get the game, either.
This should have been my cue to stop. But nooooo, I had to keep going.
I tried again and again, until -- you guessed it -- five times later, I'm stuck with no game and thirty fucking dollars gone. Can you say fucking retarded (on both ends?). FUCKING RETARDED.
I just got off the phone with Cingular's "customer service", if you can even CALL those monkeys that, and basically they just kept repeating that they're "not responsible for what happens on their servers". What the fuck is that? It's their fucking servers, so it's their own fucking fault. They're not going to give the money back because of their "errorneous transaction", either. I'm not even mentioning how long it took to get online with a fucking monkey. I spent at least half an hour going through this (at home, in my sealed room so that nobody could hear what I was yelling):
"Welcome to Cingular Wireless. If you are calling about 408332xxxx, please press 1!"
[1]
"Please
enter your wireless cell number now. For more information on Cingular
products and services, or to inquire about a recent transaction (THIS
is what I needed), please press [unintelligible gibberish, fucktards]!"
[408332xxxx]
"We're
sorry, but that number is not in our database. Please re-enter the
number. For more information on Cingular products and services, or to
inquire about a recent transaction, please press [unintelligible
gibberish]!"
[408332xxxx]
"We're sorry, but that number is not in
our database. Please re-enter the number. For more information on
Cingular products and services, or to inquire about a recent
transaction, please press [unintelligible gibberish]!"
[408332xxxx]
"We're
sorry, but that number is not in our database. Please re-enter the
number. For more information on Cingular products and services, or to
inquire about a recent transaction, please press [unintelligible
gibberish]!"
"FUCKING RETARDS, YOU BETTER FUCKING GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME. [408332xxxx]"
"We
apologize, but your wireless number was not recognized. Please hold
(this is where I wince) while we transfer you. Your call may be
recorded to better our customer service department."
Rinse, wash, repeat. And you'll notice there doesn't seem to be an actual transfer transcript. I either waited far too long for it to transfer, or I just hung up, went outside, and punched the tetherball a couple billion times.
Cingular is the fucking devil's plaything, and it needs to go fucking back to where it fucking belongs.
Fucktards. God DAMN Cingular.
I WANT THOSE THIRTY DOLLARS BACK.
~A.
